Top 3 Halloween Treats: David Lynch, Leyland Kirby & Dope Jams

To get you in a suitably creepy mood for imminent Halloween 2013 celebration here are Top 3 carefully chosen and genuinely unsettling audio-visual experiences for you.

1. David Lynch cooks quinoa.

According to the United Nations General Assembly 2013 has been named the International Year Of Quinoa. World-renowned master of the macabre David Lynch is as devoted to this grain-like crop of the goosefoot family as he is to the transcendental meditation.

Suitably this week saw his "quinoa-cooking" videos originally intended for "Inland Empire" DVD extras resurfacing on YouTube. Needless to say that they are extremely bizarre and entertaining in director's trademark dark humour way. You know what you have to eat this Halloween then.

2. The Stranger "Watching Dead Empires In Decay" 2013 | Modern Love

Not really feeling like camp classics to soundtrack your costume prep? Tired of Ministry's "Everyday Is Halloween" and old good horror-soundtracks? Well there is nothing quite as essential as new music from Leyland Kirby. Producer most widely-known for his "The Shining"-inspired dissection of dancehall-era standards under the code-name Caretaker.  His freshly-released effort under resurrected alias The Stranger is as bleak as you expected it to be. No Caretaker cuteness this time, only disorienting experimental music that doesn't sound like anything else released in the past few years. Just look at the cover adorning the cover... You are in for the relentlessly hellish sensory assault. Stream the album below courtesy of increasingly esoteric label Modern Love.

3. Dope Jams presents Slow To Speak Halloween Mix

If you didn't know Dope Jams is a cult vinyl store that used to be Brooklyn's staple for dance-music lovers. The store was also famous for having a sizeable stock of occult books and paraphernalia. Not surprisingly their Halloween parties are the stuff of legends. I have personally been a witness to a few of Francis Englehardt and Paul Nickerson (the owners) non-Halloween dj-gigs outside of their NY lair and it's an unmissable treat.

Last year their brick-and-mortar operation in Brooklyn got shot down because of rent-related issues, but thankfully re-opened in the new upstate New York location. Guys always share freebies on All Saints Eve occasion. Also to advertise their aforementioned Samhain costume balls and if you are searching for a perfect soundtrack to your Halloween party or face-painting routine you have just found nearly 7 hours of first-grade debonaire dance, industrial, goth, punk and perverted pop music. Tracklist features over-the-top eclectic range of artists including projects as unrelated as Einstürzende Neubauten, St. Etienne, Neil Landstrumm, Pink Floyd, Nas and Pearl Jam. Grab or stream it below.

Tracklist: 

1. Phillipe D'Aram - Bizarre Cult 2 [Finders Keepers]

2. Einstürzende Neubauten - Wüste - [Mute]

3. Slant Azymuth - Intervision 2 [Pre-Cert Home Entertainment]

4. Decimus - #11A [Digitalis Recordings]

5. Shaytan - Rihta [Alice B. Toklas]

6. Black Sabbath - Planet Caravan [NEMS]

7. John Abercrombie - Timeless [Alice B. Toklas]

8. Pearl Jam - Indifference [Epic]

9. Pink Floyd - Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun [Harvest]

10. In The Garden Of Pharao - Untitled [Alice B. Toklas]

11. Satoshi Tomiie - Darkness (Cevin-A-Pella) [INCredible]

12. Sounds Of Terror! - The Nightmare Of Lost Souls [Pickwick International]

13. Köhn - Ohnoch [Alice B. Toklas]

14. Phillipe D'Aram - Death Brigitte [Finders Keepers]

15. Hunker - Cibola [Minimal Wave]

16. Chelsea Wolfe - Pale On Pale [Pendu Sound Recordings]

17. New Order - Elegia [Factory]

18. The Cure - A Forrest [Elektra]

19. What Dreams May Come - Acapella [Polygram]

20. Coco Da Silva - Saudade (Instrumental Mix) [Kismet]

21. The Nathaniel X Project - Gotta Go Dub [Slow To Speak]

22. The Reese Project - The Colour Of Love (MK Deep Dub) [Network Records]

23. Wall Of Sound - Critical (Mood II Swing Slammin' Dub) [Eightball Records]

24. Cherie Lee - Love Me Or Leave Me (Club Dub) [Slow To Speak]

25. Tears Of Velva - The Way I Feel (4 Daye Mix) [King Street Sounds]

26. St. Etienne - Only Love Can Break Your Heart (MAW Dub) [Warner Bros. Records]

27. Inner City - Pennies From Heaven (Slow To Speak Mix) [Virgin]

28. Freedom - Love Don't Come Easy (acapella) [Slow To Speak]

29. Freedom - Love Don't Come Easy (Accabass) [Power Music Records]

30. Quick - The Rhyme (PQM's Amped Up Pass) [You Records]

31. Kings Of Tomorrow - Fade II Black [Yoshitoshi Recordings]

32. Deja Vu - So Get With It (Psycho Mix) [Maxi Records]

33. Myriadd – The Way We Were (John Heckle Remix) [Signals]

34. Neil Landstrumm - Blam The Target [Peacefrog]

35. D'Marc Cantu –Try Me [M>O>S Recordings]

36. Ron Trent - Altered States [DJAX-Up-Beats]

37. Reese - Rock To The Beat [KMS]

38. Vice - ? [Black Nation]

39. Baby Ford - Tea Party [Klang]

40. Dennis Ferrer - The Red Room [Objektivity]

41. Cajmere – Get Up Off Me [Cajual]

42. Ruffneck - Everybody Be Somebody [MAW]

43. Green Velvet - Land Of The Lost [Relief]

44. 2 AM/FM - Desolate Cities [M>O>S Recordings]

45. Talismann - Troll [Talismann]

46. Maurizio - Ploy (Strategic Mix) [Maurizio]

47. The Mars Volta - This Apparatus Must Be Unearthed [Celebrate Life]

48. Siouxsie & The Banshees - Overground [Strange Fruit]

49. Sisters Of Mercy - Amphetamine Logic [WEA]

50. Joy Division - Colony [Strange Fruit]

51. Ministry - Everyday Is Halloween [Wax Trax!]

52. Lords Of The Underground - Psycho [Pendulun]

53. Redman - Time 4 Sum Aksion [Def Jam]

54. Public Enemy - Brothers Gonna Work It Out [Def Jam]

55. Public Enemy - Welcome To The Terror Dome [Def Jam]

56. Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle [Geffen Records]

57. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit [Celebrate Life]

58. Virgin Prunes - Ulakanakulot/Decline And Fall [Rough Trade]

59. Tin Man - Nonneo (Donato Dozzy Remix) [Acid Test]

60. Red Shift - Standing Still [Gourmet]

61. Convextion - Solum Ferrum [Down Low Music]

62. Shawn O'Sullivan - At The Reservoir [W.T. Records]

63. The Aztec Mystic - Nights Of The Jaguar [Underground Resistance]

64. Rhythim Is Rhythim - Strings Of Life [Transmat]

65. Frank Ski - Whores In This House [Deco Records]

66. Aphrohead AKA Felix Da Housecat – In The Dark We Live (Thee Lite) [Emotive Records]

67. Chicago Shags - Live By The Sword  [Strange Life Records]

68. Armand Van Helden - Witch Doktor [Strictly Rhythm]

69. The Soul System - It's Gonna Be A Lovely Day (AV8 Remix) [X-Mix] 

70. The Good Men - Give It Up [FFRR]

71. CLS - Can you Feel It [Strictly Rhythm]

72. Cutty Ranks - A Who Say Me Dun [VP]

73. Nas - It Ain't Hard To Tell [Columbia]

74. Dr. Dre Introducing Snoop Doggy Dogg - Deep Cover [Epic]

75. Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill A Man [Ruffhouse]

76. Gang Starr - Step In The Arena [Chrysalis]

77. The Congos - Congoman [Blood & Fire]

78. Kaso - Key West [White]

79. Rickster - Night Moves [Sound Pak]

80. Liberty City - Some Lovin' [Murk]

81. The It - Donnie [D.J. International Records]

82. Mr. Fingers - Washing Machine [Trax]

83. A Dose Of Paradise - Feel The Musik [Pure Music]

84. Glenn Underground - Change Things [Cajual]

85. Carl Craig - Suspiria (Susie Banion Mix) [Retro Active]

86. The Beatles - A Day In The Life [Apple]

87. Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead (Slow. To Speak's Unicursal Epitaph) [Small Wonder Records]

88. Trance Dance ?

89. Experimental Products - Glowing In The Dark [Short Circuit]

90. The Cars - Moving In Stereo [Elektra]

91. The Cars - All Mixed Up [Elektra]

92. The Romantics - Talking In Your Sleep [Epic]

93. The B-52's - Rock Lobster [Warner Brothers]

94. Siouxsie & The Banshees - Rhapsody [Geffen]

95. Chasing Voices - Acidbathory [Preserved Instincts]

96. Dead Can Dance - The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove [4AD]

97. Coil - Tainted Love [Wax Trax!]